No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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