so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I smell stomach acid.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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