Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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