i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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