we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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