woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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