i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
two words: eviction party
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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