After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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