I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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