jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
is it fun? or sober?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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