i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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