I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
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