I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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