Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
