I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
