New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Sober January is a disaster.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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