remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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