My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
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