so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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