Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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