But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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