3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Do you still have your period?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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