Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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