marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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