Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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