Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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