shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
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