he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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