I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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