Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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