How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You pole danced in your parka.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
this is an emotional support booty call
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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