its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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