I will die if light touches me.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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