if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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