I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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