Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i already hear my dad disowning me
operation have a gay friend backfired
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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