think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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