I can't breathe out the right side of my face
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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