You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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