quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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