I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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