god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
