just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I need water and some morals
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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