Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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