just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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