thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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