His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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