do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Randomize
