I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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