Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I wish i was in the wii world.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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