Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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