Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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